He asked for it. Several times when we were at work together. He asked for it again when we were sat in the warm bosom of the pub at Christmas. He wanted to discover what keeps driving me to disappear into the cold, wind-swept mountains, especially in the depths of winter. He begged me to take him on a proper hike, to show him what I saw when I was away from the crowds and distractions of the modern world. He wanted to experience the weather, un-fettered by the protection of the city. He also stated he wanted 'a good workout'. How could I refuse...
Deciding on the right time to go: December, the day after a snow storm dumps fresh powder on top of a fairly slick and compacted layer of old snow. Perfect.
Pointing out the wildlife: When asked the name interesting looking fauna and flora try your best to appear knowledgeable. Hence the on-the-spot christening of 'green stuff with brown polyps' pictured here.
Route choice: Be truthful about the expected difficulty of your chosen path. "Honestly, it's almost entirely flat!"
Timing: "Honestly, it'll take us a few hours. I ran it in a couple in the summer". 4 hours later and we're still going up...
Navigation: Teach your friend to read the subtle, almost imperceptible signs in nature that will aid their progress through the great outdoors.
Stay hydrated: Keeping well hydrated will ensure your brain is alert and crucial decision making will be done with a clear head. This is easily done when the pump in the post-hike pub malfunctions whilst pouring your two pints and you end up with another four for free...
In reality the day was a complete success. My friend really enjoyed himself, even when the weather was less than kind in a few places and even when I suggested that he spend some time breaking trail through the knee deep snow "At one point I nearly lost it, it was just so deep". He shot dozens of photos and used words such as 'Wow' and 'Beautiful!' all day. Despite admitting to feeling very tired and aching legs, if any further proof of his enjoyment was required, he asked "Can we do it again?". Damn, I'll have to make it much tougher next time!
